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37 quotes by Nick Offerman

Nick Offerman (born June 26, 1970) is an American actor, writer, humorist, and carpenter widely known for his breakout role as Ron Swanson in the acclaimed NBC sitcom Parks and Recreation, in which he received the Television Critics Award for Individual Achievement in Comedy.
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If you're an original thinker, you are going get told 'no' a lot, and you have to be able to hear 'no' many times from the... →

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You know, it's hard to beat bacon at anytime of day. But I also am a big fan of corned beef hash.

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I would like Americans to make things with their hands. Thomas Jefferson and I feel that makes for a much stronger nation.

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And what we've lost sight of is that performing manual labor with your hands is one of the most incredibly satisfying and positive things you can... →

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My uncles, who are farmers in Minooka, Illinois - I grew up with them and their pickup trucks and mustaches, and to me that was masculinity: big... →

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If properly dried and trimmed, New York-style pizza could be used to make a box for Chicago-style pizza.

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I've had to learn and discipline myself that I'm much happier and much less depressed if I give myself a project. It's just that simple.

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I come from a family of fishermen. Fishing is very important to us. We don't hunt. We're not gun folk.

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I have a wonderfully hedonistic appetite, and if I wasn't really strict with myself, I'd weigh 300 pounds. I'm not good with moderation.

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I've been working steadily as an actor since around 1998. I wasn't well known in the public, but I was a dependable working journeyman.

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When I hear young people today complain about being bored - and the things that keep them from being bored are generally exclusively videogames... →

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I spent a lot of my youth working outside in the elements, and I kind of revel in defeating tough weather.

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I have a corn creamer that I love. It extracts pulp and juice from kernels, and I simmer that down into a creamed corn that has an almost mashed... →

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