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It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.
If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.
Work is much more fun than fun.
Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.
Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.
I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.
I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.
We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this one, have we?
I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to... →
Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.
It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.
I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.
My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that my mind has not wandered enough.
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