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44 quotes by Pat Paulsen

Patrick Layton "Pat" Paulsen (July 6, 1927 – April 24, 1997) was an American comedian and satirist notable for his roles on several of the Smothers Brothers TV shows, and for his campaigns for President of the United States in 1968, 1972, 1980, 1988, 1992, and 1996, which had primarily comedic rather than political objectives, although his campaigns generated some protest votes for him.
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Wine is something to enjoy. We get sick and tired of people who pick it apart and talk about its 'saucy nuances.'

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You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can only make a monkey out of the voters every four... →

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All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.

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We've got to step up our conservation efforts before it's too late. We're not protecting our lands and natural resources. Take the Grand... →

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Only a cheap politician, greedy for political gain, would try to single out one individual for blame. The fault lies not with the individual but with... →

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A gun is a necessity. Who knows if you're walking down a street and you spot a moose?

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Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.

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I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.

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I will not claim I will solve all the world's problems by myself. If I did, I'd have to run as a Republican or a Democrat.

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The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees.

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I think we should just tip the government if it does a good job. Fifteen percent is the standard tip, isn't it?

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It's tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies.

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I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off.

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