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Quote of the Day Fresh quotes Topics Authors I'm Feeling Lucky Disable ads! 77 quotes by Patton Oswalt Patton Oswalt Oswalt at the 2010 San Diego Comic-Con Born (1969-01-27) January 27, 1969 (age 46) Portsmouth, Virginia, U.S. Medium Stand-up, Television, Film Nationality American Years active 1988–present Genres Observational comedy, Black comedy, Surreal humor Subject(s) American culture, American politics, Pop culture, Current events Influences Jonathan Winters, Richard Pryor, Emo Philips, Blaine Capatch, Bill Hicks, Bobcat Goldthwait,... Read full biography of Patton Oswalt → 1 2 3 4 5 6 Ctrl → There are times when I have to take, I call it a 'silence bath,' where I shut off all of the external gadgets. I go walk around, talk to... → 0 There's all kinds of those moments in your life where either through a weird set of circumstances, or a song you hear, or a smell you smell, or... → 0 So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and... → 0 What you want to worship above youth, I think, is beauty, and beauty is so beyond just appearances after a while. Because you can be with someone... → 0 I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck. 0 If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins. 0 The problem is, and I'm just as guilty of this, a lot of people see their follower count increase and mistake that for friendships. It's... → 0 Based on my own experience, when you're going through adolescence you don't know how the world works. You can't set a story in the world... → 0 I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out if me with steel pipes. 0 Lot of ugly funny dudes end up with some pretty gorgeous women. Women are much deeper than us in choosing a mate - they see in the long term. 0 It's like our country is being run by a bunch of bad alcoholic dads right now. 0 We're rewarding either the reality or the appearance of youth, which is why you have all these people in their fifties trying to act like... → 0 I have some shorter stories coming out in other books early next year. I might be pitching a re-vamp of Ghost Rider in the spring. We'll see. 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 Ctrl → Add a quote!


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