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If your hair is relaxed, white people are relaxed. If your hair is nappy, they're not happy.
I have such an ego 'cause I'm a double Leo. I can't let go of me, you know, so it's very difficult for me to be somebody else and not... →
An audience can be like a pack of wolves.
I think I have a mental nappy attitude.
I'm as American as apple pie.
I'm passionate about what I do. I'd be naive to be passive.
Listen, we've got one little ol' black president, and white folks are upset, but they've had 43.
Hillary Clinton could say she was a woman and running for president. And Sarah Palin could say she was a woman and running for vice-president. But... →
Whatever that thing is that white people like in blacks, I don't have it. Maybe it's my arrogance or my self-assurance or the way I carry... →
Robin Williams learned technique. He has the technique of being funny.
What does America love more than one white male?
When you know who you are, you know who you are. That's the real dangerous thing in Hollywood, because they all want to create you and mold you.
When you watch TV, I didn't know black people were that happy. I had no idea they were that happy. I'm trying to find them.