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If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya.
I don't live with people, that's why my relationships last. I'm not romantic. Even when I was a teenager if somebody asked if they could... →
I make a wonderful cure-all called Four Thieves, just like my mum did. It's cider vinegar, 36 cloves of garlic and four herbs, representing four... →
I'd rather do community service than sit and write a load of Christmas cards.
Every week I have a disaster in my kitchen. The fire alarm goes off repeatedly. But it doesn't stop me being adventurous.
I love looking after animals. I find it very enjoyable.
Channel 4 are a great bunch of people to work with and the crew are lovely. Working at ITV was like being in the court of Caligula.
I am quite happy to take a cut. You've got to, if you want to work and continue working.
I enjoyed school - although I ran away on the first day. I'd reminded the teacher that it was nearly time for 'Watch With Mother' on TV.
It's become normal for me to walk on set as Popeye, Frankenstein or an Elf or even a chicken.
The worst drivers are women in people carriers, men in white vans and anyone in a baseball cap. That's just about everyone.
I don't like awards ceremonies. I'd sooner go to the pub with mates I've known for years.
I don't want to sit until I'm 90 with people running around after me. I'm not one for sitting on the couch.
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