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39 quotes by Pauly Shore

Paul Montgomery "Pauly" Shore (born February 1, 1968) is an American actor, comedian, director, writer and producer who starred in several comedy films in the 1990s and hosted a video show on MTV in the late 1980s and early 1990s. Shore is still performing stand-up comedy and toured in 2012.
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Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me.

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I giggle when I put myself down. It's just funny to me.

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Whenever someone dies everyone says, I love that guy, except for Jeffrey Dahmer.

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I'm not used to getting good reviews.

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When you're a kid, all you really care about are Slurpees and Slip N Slide and riding your bike, and that's what I did.

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Few if any teenagers can relate to getting up for school and finding famous comics like Pryor and Williams hanging out in your living room after a... →

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My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub... →

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I really don't go out every night to red-carpet events.

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People should stop poking fun at other people and worry about themselves.

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Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid.

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Death isn't a funny thing. We're all lucky to be living.

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I was one of the first veejays to take the camera out on location, and that's what was unique about MTV at that time.

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I'm into politics - I'm interested in the election and how pissed off people get.

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