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52 quotes by Ray Romano

Ray Romano Romano at the 2011 Peabody Awards Birth name Raymond Albert Romano Born (1957-12-21) December 21, 1957 (age 57) Queens, New York, U.S. Medium Film, stand up, television Nationality American Years active 1989-present Genres Observational comedy, Blue comedy Influences Bob Newhart Spouse Anna Romano (m. 1987) Children 4 Parent(s) Albert Romano (died 2010) & Lucie Romano Website RayRomano.com Raymond Albert "Ray"...
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If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.

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Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they're born... →

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I still feel like an immature idiot inside, but I look in the mirror and - as a friend of mine once said- this old guy keeps getting in the way.

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I don't want to say work is who I am, but some people feel more centered and more whole when they're producing and creating.

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I don't want to be a spokesman for family values, but that's the way my standup is perceived.

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In school, I wasn't a very good student - I was very irresponsible and never did the studying but always liked to get the laugh.

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I don't think men talk as much as women, but when we have something on our minds we'll get it out.

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The best comedy, I feel, comes in a drama because it balances each other out.

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Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.

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The first time I played golf was in Flushing Meadows, Queens, when I was about 16 or 17. They had an 18-hole pitch-and-putt. My buddies and I would... →

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I'm aging, and the world is seeing it.

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Right after 'Raymond' I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don't like oysters. I had this existential emptiness.... →

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I can't complain about my career, that's for sure.

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