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28 quotes by Robert Klein

Robert Klein Klein on November 13, 2007 Born (1942-02-08) February 8, 1942 (age 73) The Bronx, New York City, New York, United States Medium Stand-up, television, film, theatre Nationality American Years active 1965–present Genres Observational comedy, improvisational comedy, satire/Political satire, musical comedy Subject(s) Everyday life, American politics Influences Rodney Dangerfield, Jonathan Winters, Lenny Bruce Influenced Jay Leno,...
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In the fifties I had dreams about touching a naked woman and she would turn to bronze or the dream about hot dogs chasing donuts through the Lincoln... →

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I was a class clown.

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The Broad research center represents the highest quality model of what Proposition 71 should be funding.

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There is a cliche that probably has some anecdotal evidence on the side that comedians are very depressed people, but that's because no one is... →

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And the only studies were - Rodney Dangerfield was my mentor and he was my Yale drama school for comedy.

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But I think the other is a little more like bullfighting, a little more daring and although I appreciate good acting and I liked being versatile my... →

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So it took me five years because in the interim I have been doing a lot of personal appearances and movies and some television series that went into... →

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I have a work-out regime; I am not a maniac. It sounds cliche, but stand-up comedy, doing a one-man show, helps keep me young, and yes, it is... →

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My son has been a class clown and it sort of ran in the family.

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Regis and I were inducted into the original Bronx Walk of Fame.

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Comedy has lost its eloquence.

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I have what we call a 'symphony act.' I'm the only comedian, I think, in the country that does it.

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I was a class clown. My father was a class clown. My son has been a class clown, and it sort of ran in the family.

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