Sam Levenson (December 28, 1911 – August 27, 1980) was an American humorist, writer, teacher, television host, and journalist. Read full biography of Sam Levenson →
Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.
It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find... →
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.
Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.
It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.
The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.
You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
Sam Levenson (December 28, 1911 – August 27, 1980) was an American humorist, writer, teacher, television host, and journalist.