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27 quotes by Samantha Bee

Samantha Bee (born October 25, 1969) is a Canadian-American comedic actress and author best known as a cast member on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. In 2012, Bee surpassed Stephen Colbert as The Daily Show ' s longest-serving regular correspondent all-time.
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The best part about poker is there's no down side.

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Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.

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Don't judge me. I made a lot of money.

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It is so expensive to take care of my hair and keep it looking like I was born with it, when my real hair is the color of rat fur.

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I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too.

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I believe in breakfast. It's the one meal that my kids usually eat without a fuss, so that's huge. As for myself, I can't function... →

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I get maximum satisfaction out of buying children's clothes online.

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I was totally unknown in the television and film industry in Canada.

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I'm shy, but I'm not clinically shy. I don't have social anxiety disorder or anything like that. I more have a gentle shyness. Like, I... →

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I think the show does better with newsmakers and politicians than it does with actors.

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A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada.

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I am a cookbook fanatic.

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I continue to be very shy. I think a lot of actors and performers are really weird, shy people working it out onstage. I don't know why that is.

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