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14 quotes by Seth Meyers

Seth Adam Meyers (born December 28, 1973) is an American comedian, writer, producer, television host, actor, and voice actor. He currently hosts Late Night with Seth Meyers, a late-night talk show that airs on NBC. Prior to that, he was a head writer for NBC's Saturday Night Live and hosted its news parody segment Weekend Update. Meyers hosted the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards on August 25, 2014, on NBC.
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Once you get past funny, my other qualities are so below average. It's not like I'm handy.

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My mother is an incredibly beautiful woman who has laughed at every single thing my father's ever said. At a young age, my brother and I... →

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People appreciate it when you take some time to think about who will be listening to your jokes.

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When my girlfriend and I talk about being happy, I'll get choked up, which I think is the greatest gift you can give a girlfriend.

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I'm strictly a sugar-free Red Bull guy. I'd rather enjoy my sugar intake elsewhere.

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It's nice when I get offered small parts. But I really think that 'SNL' is what my skill set is best designed for.

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The first time I had disposable income, the two things I cared most about were a television and a couch.

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The nice thing about anger is that, as an emotion, it's strong enough to unplug me from the comedian's mind for a minute and just be a... →

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I love cheese plates. Though I actually hate cheese plates. Because I can't say no to them.

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I'm a terrible grocery shopper. I hardly ever do it. And if I do, there's never more than three things in the bag.

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It's weird to sit as a comedian. Being still drives me crazy.

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My father is sort of the jokester. My dad is still the funniest guy in our family.

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I enjoy talking about politics a great deal.

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