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Quote of the Day Fresh quotes Topics Authors I'm Feeling Lucky Disable ads! 97 quotes by Sloane Crosley Sloane Crosley Born (1978-08-03) 3 August 1978 (age 36) Occupation Publicist, essayist Nationality United States Subject Nonfiction Website sloanecrosley.com Sloane Crosley (born August 3, 1978) is a writer living in New York and the author of the collections of essays, I Was Told There'd Be Cake and How Did You Get This Number. She also worked as a publicist at the Vintage Books division of Random House and as an adjunct professor in... Read full biography of Sloane Crosley → 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Ctrl → Since graduation, I have measured time in 4-by-5-inch pieces of paper, four days on the left and three on the right. Every social engagement... → 0 Our culture's obsession with vintage objects has rendered us unable to separate history from nostalgia. People want heart. They want a chaser of... → 0 I used to think that nails-down-a-chalkboard was the worst sound in the world. Then I moved on to people-eating-cereal-on-the-phone. But only this... → 0 Brits and Americans have hundreds of different phrases for the same thing. Luckily, it's usually a source of amusement rather than frustration. A... → 0 In New York, if you weigh under 200 pounds and decline so much as a cookie at a co-worker's party, women will flock to your side, assuring you of... → 0 If I go into a sandwich shop or anywhere that features 'Today's specials' on a chalkboard more than 10 feet away, I have to ask for a... → 0 They say it's not the snoring itself but those anxiety-packed moments in between snorts. It's the waiting for the nasal passages of the... → 0 Alaska is what happens when Willy Wonka and the witch from Hansel and Gretel elope, buy a place together upstate, renounce their sweet teeth, and... → 0 It's funny. People often compare me to other humor essayists. They're usually quite nice comparisons; I will accept those gladly. But I am... → 0 Unless you are a professional, you will find the tart to be a high-maintenance, unforgiving whistle-blower of a pastry. 0 I'm a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory. 0 I can say with a solid degree of authority that I am a selfish person. I spontaneously forget the names of more people than not, unless I want to... → 0 Ah, the power of two. There's nothing quite like it. Especially when it comes to paying utility bills, parenting, cooking elaborate meals... → 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Ctrl → Add a quote!


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