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27 quotes by Tim Conway

Tim Conway Tim Conway, 2007 Born Thomas Daniel Conway (1933-12-15) December 15, 1933 (age 81) Willoughby, Ohio, U.S. Alma mater Bowling Green State University Occupation Actor, writer, director, comedian Years active 1956–present Spouse(s) Mary Anne Dalton (1961–1978) Charlene Fusco (1984–present) Website timconway.com Thomas Daniel "Tim" Conway (born December 15, 1933) is an American comedian and actor, who is best known for his...
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I've never really taken anything very seriously. I enjoy life because I enjoy making other people enjoy it.

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I like to work a lot with wood. I make furniture that falls apart. I also sew.

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I avoid all the language and nudity and violence and everything. I have enough of that at home.

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I think there are a lot of things out there that are humorous that people don't realize until you actually show them what is going on. Saran Wrap... →

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I was dyslexic - was, still am - 'cause I would see words that weren't there. And people just started laughing, and I thought, well, this is... →

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If only my folks had beaten me, I could have gotten some material about my miserable childhood. But as it is, I've had a great life.

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Don Knotts was a really big influence, especially on the Steve Allen show. I mean, look at the guy, his entire life is in his face.

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I have a lot of awards in my house that I have absolutely no idea what they are for.

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My career is pretty much over. I'm out in the Valley eating soft-boiled eggs.

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My parents were very funny - they didn't know it. But they were. They were actually sharing an IQ.

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When you're small, you either are funny, or you get beat up a lot.

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A lot of people like to live on laurels that happened 20 or 30 years ago, but it's nice to get awards. It's nice to be labeled and things... →

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As a kid I was short and only weighed 95 pounds. And though I was active in a lot of Sports and got along with most of the guys, I think I used... →

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