Todd Barry (born March 26, 1964) is an American stand-up comedian, actor and voice actor. Read full biography of Todd Barry →
I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up.
I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.
I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase.
Buddha, much like everyone else has good and bad days.
I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend.
I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also.
I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place.
I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just... →
I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate.
People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain extent, I... →
It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special.
I don't feel I'm even worthy of a normal amount of value.
There's people that are just in awe of what you do, and then there are people who just think it's garbage. And I think there are people who... →