I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.
Steven Wright
Every job I've ever gotten has been an accident. All the jobs I actually go after, I don't get.
Moon Unit Zappa
Michael Jackson is the ultimate traffic accident. People can't take their eyes off him.
Jeff Zucker
It was an accident of circumstance that I never married.
Quentin Blake
There is no such thing as accident; it is fate misnamed.
Napoleon Bonaparte
Well, we all are what we are, I guess you might say by an accident of birth.
Wilford Brimley
In 1927, if you were stuck with idle time, reading is what you did. It's no accident that the 'Book-of-the-Month Club' and 'The... →
Bill Bryson
But I've never felt objectified. Nothing you see me do is an accident.
Eva Mendes
Art doesn't just happen by accident. It is about pulling out new tricks and trying new things.
Nicholas Meyer
I don't mean to be accident prone, but my excuse is if you really want to get somewhere you have to go full gas.
Heather Mills