The gun dealer is not only paying these two police officers, but more importantly, the gun dealer has said he will never again sell more than one gun... →
Michael D. Barnes
I liked the idea of being a photographer, just that you take this one picture of this one thing that'll never happen again - it's a bit weird... →
Courtney Barnett
Humanity is a failed experiment, but I think I'm God and I'd like to start over. I don't want to die, I just want everyone else to. I... →
Roseanne Barr
I'm never going to get married again. Three strikes, you're out. I think if I would try to get married again in California, I have to go to... →
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.
Dave Barry
I guess there seems to be clubs opening up again, which is strange.
Todd Barry
I basically did comedy there for about a year, and then moved to New York. If I had it to do over again, I would have booked myself on the road for... →
I've produced and gotten to do a lot of optimistic love stories, and that was so where I was at for 10 years in my life. And now I feel like... →
Drew Barrymore
When life knocks you to your knees, and it will, why, get up! If it knocks you to your knees again, as it will, well, isn't that the best... →
Ethel Barrymore
I will have won Wimbledon this year in 2013, and I will stop with that. It was magnificent. You will certainly see me at tournaments again, but not... →
Marion Bartoli