You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
George Burns
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
At my age flowers scare me.
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.