I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Fred Allen
If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
Kingsley Amis
If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them.
Pietro Aretino
Hopefully I don't annoy people too much.
Missy Franklin
Facts and particulars annoy me.
Clarice Lispector
People who annoy people are the luckiest people in the world.
Howie Mandel
We often pardon those that annoy us, but we cannot pardon those we annoy.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
People who don't take care of their drums really annoy me.
John Bonham