If you're old enough to be arrested, you're old enough to carry a gun.
Pat Paulsen
I got arrested for signing autographs. Signing a little girl's autograph got me arrested.
Michael Taylor
I love 'Arrested Development.'
Rob Thomas
If a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged, a liberal is a conservative who's been arrested.
Tom Wolfe
I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke.
Steven Wright
This may surprise you, but I was arrested in high school.
Pat Boone
I was falsely arrested twice, slandered and defamed.
Foxy Brown