It always amazes me when people ask you to do something and then tell you how to do it.
David Bailey
If you ask me if I think I will be sober in 24 hours time I can say yes, but in two years I can't tell you. I could be dead.
Daniel Baldwin
I'm not an actor that tends to care. I don't ask 'Is this a close up? Is this a master? Is this a wide? What are you doing?'If I look... →
Christian Bale
If you want something done, ask a busy person to do it. The more things you do, the more you can do.
Lucille Ball
I have a poverty demon. I'll ask my accountant if I can afford something, and he'll say, 'What are you talking about?'
Tyra Banks
My biggest kick comes from the individual fans I run into. Middle-aged men ask me when we're going to do more Johnny Quest cartoons.
Joseph Barbera
I say I'm the only serious comedian in the presidential race. And I'd like to take this opportunity to ask both Romney and Obama to debate... →
Roseanne Barr
I think that all comics or humorists, or whatever we are, ask questions. That's what we're supposed to do. But I not only ask the questions... →
It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells...... →
Dave Barry
People blame me because these water mains break, but I ask you, if the water mains didn't break, would it be my responsibility to fix them then?
Marion Barry