When I was little, people would ask what my favorite color was, and I never knew. I find it's really hard to make decisive 'best' answers... →
Chelsea Peretti
Astronomers ought to be able to ask fundamental questions without accelerators.
Saul Perlmutter
If you ask almost any of them, 'Do you stand behind your theory? Is this the answer?' I think almost everyone would say, 'No, no, no.... →
I'd always have grease in at least two places, in case the umpires would ask me to wipe one off. I never wanted to be caught out there with... →
Gaylord Perry
I got all the respect in the world for the front-runners in this race, but ask yourself: If we replace a Democratic insider with a Republican... →
Rick Perry
I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says... →
Emo Philips
People always ask me, 'Where were you when Kennedy was shot?' Well, I don't have an alibi.
You know, at parties, people always ask, 'Where were you when Kennedy was shot?' Well, I don't have an alibi!
As many times as I have done 'Marriage of Figaro,' I have never been able to ask Mozart what he intended in this piece.
Susanna Phillips
I ask questions, and a large part of my life has been spent asking questions of Ken Livingstone.
Trevor Phillips