The average person's ear weighs what you are, not what you were.
Francis Quarles
I've never professed to be anything but an average student.
Dan Quayle
I've come to the conclusion that the average person can do about four things a day, like four real things a day.
Questlove
Average working people need more fresh starts. Big corporations, banks, and Donald Trump need fewer.
Robert Reich
Walmart isn't your average mom-and-pop operation. It's the largest employer in America. As such, it's the trendsetter for millions of... →
Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.
Burt Reynolds
The average person pushes an elevator button 6 or 7 minutes before realizing it's not working. I did a study on this, you know.
Don Rickles
I'm an utterly average, total geek.
Julia Roberts
You can write a great country record and still be angry. Who's angrier than Toby Keith? He's angrier than the average 10 rappers.
Chris Rock
I'm a little different from the average dude because I'm on high-def TV now.
Ray Romano