You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons... →
Frank Zappa
I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand.
Charles Bronson
There's something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that.
Sandra Bullock
I've never, ever tasted beer.
Mike Huckabee
I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art class, and the beach.
Rebecca Miller
If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full.
Dave Mustaine