I'm really more prolific than most stand-ups. My act changes. I do fold in new experiences, new observations, whatever you want to call it.
Paula Poundstone
Most people who call themselves conservatives can't explain the American value system.
Dennis Prager
Most blacks want school vouchers, but most liberals vehemently oppose them. Why? Because what is good for teachers' unions is of more importance... →
Neither of my parents went to church, but they did everything that you needed to do to be Christian. That's something a Quaker would call an... →
Terry Pratchett
Call me crazy, but I still believe in you grownups!
Kid President
I don't mind anyone asking me any questions, I've got nothing to hide. I like it to be as real as it is, that's what I call an interview.
Katie Price
A lot of times you'll have somebody who could be the most talented person in the world, but because they are plus-sized, they're not even... →
Kelly Price
I have a very 'theatre' face. I have what they call a wide mask. I probably would have been a big film star in the '20s with the silent... →
Faith Prince
Artistic self-indulgence is the mark of an amateur. The temptation to make scenes, to appear late, to call in sick, not to meet deadlines, not to be... →
Harold Prince
I was in seventh grade at St. Matthew's. The teachers would tell me, 'God loves you,' and then whack a ruler across my hand.... →
Freddie Prinze