I have struck a city - a real city - and they call it Chicago... I urgently desire never to see it again. It is inhabited by savages.
Rudyard Kipling
What they call 'alt-comedy' now is basically what comedy was like in the '80s. People tried different things, and everybody went to the... →
Jen Kirkman
If I write a joke, sometimes people will call it a 'lie,' and I'm fascinated with that.
I still call Texas home. It is where I spent most of my life growing up.
Candace Kita
Most of us are aware of the sacrificial slaughter of Bear Sterns. Some people call it a bailout, but I call it a handout - a government handout to... →
Robert Kiyosaki
I have what we call a 'symphony act.' I'm the only comedian, I think, in the country that does it.
Robert Klein
It ain't nothin' till I call it.
Bill Klem
That guy in a twenty-five cent bleacher seat is as much entitled to know a call as the guy in the boxes. He can see my arm signal even if he... →
Narcissism falls along the axis of what psychologists call personality disorders, one of a group that includes antisocial, dependent, histrionic... →
Jeffrey Kluger
They call people who love London 'Anglophiles' and people who love France 'Francophiles.' I'd be the New York version of that.
T. R. Knight