Sometimes I wish I could drive a car, but I'm gonna drive a car one day, so I don't worry about that.
Stevie Wonder
I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don't know who got my moped, but I drove... →
Victoria Wood
We aren't addicted to oil, but our cars are.
James Woolsey
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
Steven Wright
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.
I was encouraged to hear that GM has made great progress on the hydrogen car.
Albert Wynn