Part of doing stand-up is to get things off your chest. It's a bit like being in a psychiatrist's chair - but more enjoyable.
Jack Whitehall
You give me electric chair. I no afraid of that chair! You're one of capitalists. You is crook man too. Put me in electric chair. I no care!
Giuseppe Zangara
Humanity's become a product and when humanity is a product, you get Auschwitz and you get Chair.
Edward Bond