I never thought I would be divorced.
Andrew Cuomo
When I got divorced, I thought 'Well, there goes my act.'
Louis C. K.
Let's not forget, I got divorced.
Larry David
I was married at 16, a father at 17 and divorced at 18.
Placido Domingo
When I was a kid, people who got divorced were people who had no gumption.
Phil Donahue
My parents divorced after 25 years of marriage.
Jonathan Evison
I was married and divorced at 23.
Helen Fisher
You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
I just loved being divorced from my own wretchedness.
Beth Henley
I used to have a lovely Chelsea loft - then I got divorced.
Natalie Jeremijenko