My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog.
Anne Lamott
Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Ann Landers
You really can't take a cat and turn it into a dog, or try and get lemons off an apple tree, or what have you.
Diane Lane
We are more than the sum of our biochemical functions. Even the tiniest flea is an incredibly complex living creature, with mouth-parts adapted to... →
Robert Lanza
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
Doug Larson
The feeling of being an underdog, not belonging, is very much me. You harbour a little feeling of resentment towards the 'upper dog'.
Asa Larsson
The Dalmatian breed of dog has many primitive characteristics.
Louis Leakey
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
Fran Lebowitz
I wanted to be a veterinarian until I saw a video of a vet performing surgery on a dog. Then I decided I wanted to be a pianist.
Amy Lee
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.
Jay Leno