I drink because I'm thirsty.
Shane MacGowan
When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.
Bam Margera
I drink too much coffee.
Julianna Margulies
I don't drink, I don't take drugs, I don't smoke.
Chris Martin
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Dean Martin
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know... →
Lee Marvin
In Limerick, a family that was dysfunctional was one who could afford to drink but didn't.
Malachy McCourt
I drink to make other people interesting.
George Jean Nathan
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
Jack Nicholson