I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
W. C. Fields
It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
I must have a drink of breakfast.
I drink therefore I am.
I was in London. It's a long way to go for a very long party, sitting there for six hours not having a cigarette or a drink. It's a waste of... →
Albert Finney
A couple of girls I've signed autographs for have just cried or broken out into tears.
Chaske Spencer