One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Groucho Marx
In the divine Scriptures, there are shallows and there are deeps; shallows where the lamb may wade, and deeps where the elephant may swim.
John Owen
Love will draw an elephant through a key-hole.
Samuel Richardson
The elephant can survive only if forests survive.
Mark Shand
People are so difficult. Give me an elephant any day.
When you look at elephant herds that are nonstressed, the males are never around. They mate, they go; they're loners.
I really wanted to work with David Lynch. I was a big fan of The Elephant Man and Eraserhead.
Sting
I couldn't hit an elephant's ass with a bull fiddle.
Babe Didrikson Zaharias
I was called 'Dumbo,' like the elephant, as a child because I couldn't understand things at school.
Anthony Hopkins
Let's get the elephant out of the room. I'm a conservative Democrat.
Scott Howell