My father firmly embraced the Ralph Kramden philosophy: he was king of his Levittown castle. He worked hard, and his family deferred to his wishes.... →
Bill O'Reilly
If you ask the government to solve all of your problems, it's a bit like asking your wife to cook and clean, to raise the children, to hold down... →
P. J. O'Rourke
Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.
My wife and I both come from Irish families. There are two kinds of Irish families: the hitting kind and the kidding kind. If you're fortunate -... →
Children live in the only successful Marxist state ever created: the family. 'From each according to his ability, to each according to his... →
Cars let us out of the barn and, while they were at it, destroyed the American nuclear family. As anyone who has had an American nuclear family can... →
A person has got to balance work and life and family in order to be a balanced person.
The killjoys initiated automobile crash standards so rigorous that we can't buy a car that hasn't been dropped from the top of a phone pole... →
My whole family can talk. They are all car salesmen. They are all funny.
If we were to inspect ourselves or members of our family and our friends, we would see that we don't really have to go all the way overseas to be... →