Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
Lyndon B. Johnson
I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can't help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out.
Tyler Posey
I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
Harold Ramis
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Kurt Vonnegut