The fool within himself is the object of pity, until he is flattered.
Richard Steele
I think I've been able to fool a lot of people because I know I'm a dork. I'm a geek.
Gwen Stefani
Any fool can wash himself, but every wise man knows that it is an unnecessary labour, for nature will quickly reduce him to a natural and healthy... →
James Stephens
There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody.
Adlai E. Stevenson
The first rule to living in America is 'Stop tap dancing, you fool!'.
Ryan Stiles
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
Jonathan Swift
My nose itched, and I knew I should drink wine or kiss a fool.
Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
Publilius Syrus
To succeed in the world, it is much more necessary to possess the penetration to discern who is a fool, than to discover who is a clever man.
Charles Maurice de Talleyrand
I don't fool myself. I can't see myself doing Shakespeare.
Sharon Tate