If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Steven Wright
I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not trying to be a mirror, showing them what's really... →
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
I was always making my friends laugh, but I never wanted the attention of the whole classroom.
I didn't tell any of my friends that I wanted to be a comedian, because I was superstitious. I thought if I told people, it wouldn't happen.... →
I was part of a show called 'Manifest Equality' in Los Angeles in 2010, and I realized there was a disconnect between people who are gay or... →
iO Tillett Wright
I have had the same friends since college, although as time has gone on, the daily nature of those relationships has changed, such that it is not... →
Elizabeth Wurtzel
I have lived in Toledo, Ohio, off and on throughout my entire life, and I have plenty of friends who are union members. Sometimes we agree... →
Joe Wurzelbacher
I've had some friends that are actually homosexual. And, I mean, they know where I stand, and they know that I wouldn't have them anywhere... →
It just doesn't mean anything to me, the high-profile, big money side of things. I just want enough to live on, and to be able to get on with... →
Robert Wyatt