You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.
Yogi Berra
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
If you don't go to other men's funerals, they won't go to yours.
Clarence Day
Funerals are a pagan rite. There's not any doubt about it.
Steve Earle
Cinemascope is not for men, but for snakes and funerals.
Fritz Lang