Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.
Bam Margera
Sometimes when the going gets tough, people give up.
Rob Mariano
Did you ever notice that when a politician does get an idea he usually gets it all wrong.
Don Marquis
Newman has it all worked out. I get a million. He gets a million two, but that includes $200,000 expenses.
Lee Marvin
If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.
Jackie Mason
Sometimes being famous gets in the way of doing what you want to do.
Johnny Mathis
If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.
Tucker Max
Different fragrances promote different emotions, and I find that fragrance gets me in the frame of mind for that person.
Gugu Mbatha-Raw
I generally get challenged; I haven't been typecast, which is really, really, nice. It's not something that every actor gets, really.... →
James McAvoy
The public gets not one penny from them in return for those airwaves.
Robert McChesney