If there is a God, the phrase that must disgust him is - holy war.
Steve Allen
For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.
Tim Allen
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
Woody Allen
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
God gave us intestines for a reason. I'm not keen on surgery. It's too extreme. All it took was one of those plastic surgery shows to see how... →
Kirstie Alley
God grants an easy death only to the just.
Svetlana Alliluyeva
I would like to be remembered as a - somebody who could rock your soul or make your cry with a song. And somebody who's kind, who loved to laugh... →
Gregg Allman