I can't afford to be a member of a golf course.
Jack Abramoff
Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
Franklin Pierce Adams
What makes a great golf course is continuity and variety: right-to-left holes, left-to-right holes.
Amy Alcott
My parents didn't play golf.
Foreign players is what makes golf so popular now.
Mario Andretti
I always say golf's a really good exposer of a player's personality.
Stuart Appleby
I certainly don't think adrenalin coursing through your veins, is going to help with the fine motor skills of golf.
I can't even pretend to play golf.
Alan Arkin
Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.
Tommy Armour
I still don't get golf.
Lance Armstrong