As a good horse is not very apt to jump over a bank, if left to guide himself, I let mine pick his own way.
Buffalo Bill
Stations were built at intervals averaging fifteen miles apart. A rider's route covered three stations, with an exchange of horses at each, so... →
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
Josh Billings
Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them.
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.
A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug.
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.
About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.