I'm a taker in terms of jokes. I love to hear a good joke, but I don't retain jokes. I'm not a good teller of jokes.
Steve Carell
When someone is good, but it doesn't seem like their world will collapse if they don't get the part, it's more appealing. It's like... →
My parents had a certain resolve to them that I don't see as so prevalent today. Through good times and bad, they were committed to one another.... →
Steve Buscemi is hilarious. He's really, really good with improv.
There is a special sensation in getting good wood on the ball and driving a double down the left-field line as the crowd in the ballpark rises to its... →
Rod Carew
I moved from Cleveland to L.A. with a girlfriend, we broke up, and I lived out of my car for a year and a half, on the road with nothing on my mind... →
Drew Carey
Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love... →
The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you don't feel good, your sex life gets damaged, you... →
I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I certainly don't think the government has to step in and set... →
If you're wearing a Bluetooth thing and you've got that thing on your belt, you are working for somebody else. You are not the guy in charge.... →