Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
Woody Allen
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
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Isabel Allende
Nice people with common sense do not make interesting characters. They only make good former spouses.
If I had to choose between a relative and a good story, I would take the story.
I sort of feel sorry for the next man who gets me. I may just kill him with passion. He'd better be strong and have a good heart!
Kirstie Alley
I have photographs taken of me at the time I was addicted, and thought I looked good. I see them today and realize my eyes were dead.
I'm happy when I'm juggling, but I feel like I've gone from, like, 3 balls to 10 bowling balls. But, that's a good problem. I... →
I have to be below 140 to really look good. I have to work my legs like crazy. Actually, do you want my real goal? My real goal's always too low.... →