War is hell. Hollywood fantasizes about it and makes it look good... war sucks.
Chris Kyle
You're not just going out there, maybe sacrificing your own life. There's also sacrifices still going on at home. You can serve in the... →
The media cause more problems than they do good.
I led a comfortable life, went to good schools and was privileged in many ways, but my father worked hard. We never considered ourselves rich.
Joseph M. Kyrillos
I am who I am. In politics when you treat people well and they know you're honest, straight and sincere, I think it's an advantage. Just... →
Get a really good coat that will last a couple of years and that you can't wait to put on when the weather starts to turn.
Amber Le Bon
What a piece of garbage this smart car is. There's a commercial - the smart car has zero percent interest for six years. Well, good, I got zero... →
Larry the Cable Guy
I love food: biscuits and gravy, cheese grits, spaghetti and meatballs, chicken-fried steak with white gravy... but my favorite dish is my wife's... →
Even before I did stand-up, I've always been the kind of guy - and I talk about it on stage - who says I like people and I always look for the... →
What I do onstage, there's maybe .0001 percent of the population that acts like that. I talk like that because it makes me laugh, and because I... →