I get more people approaching me about how good I was in 'Napoleon Dynamite' than being in Coldplay.
Chris Martin
I can't believe we've got away with becoming this huge band. And we still haven't done anything I think is that good yet.
I'm competitive with anyone who writes a good song - I don't care if it's a band or solo artist or whoever.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Dean Martin
I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.
I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.
Demetri Martin
Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom.
I like stand-up. But I'd also like a family and house and a yard. I want to work with a lot of people, have colleagues; and on good film sets... →
I do come across people who don't like me, don't like my comedy, don't think it's funny, it's too cutesy, or whatever they hate.... →