Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Will Rogers
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what... →
Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.