I know I didn't like that dress 'cause it didn't fit but I thought it was a great picture. We weren't the first band to do a picture... →
Jimmy Carl Black
My webmaster lives in Munich and is a very dear friend of mine. He is doing a great job on the site and it is constantly being updated and always... →
Watch MTV and you can see what the music scene is like in England. The Spice Girls? Not a lot of creativity in the commercial area. There are still... →
Basically I wake up in the morning and I think everything's going to be great. I'm really kind of optimistic, and I look forward to a new... →
Lewis Black
If you're going to vote for somebody because you think they have a great faith in God, you'd better be sure that God has faith in them.
For a while, I thought the great disappointment of my life was that I don't have a family of my own. Then it dawned on me: That's not what I... →
Stand-up is the only thing in which you actually write it, act it and direct it simultaneously, so it's actually a great theater exercise.
In Vegas, you have an audience you can't find anywhere else. It's from all over the country. You play Seattle, everyone's from Seattle.... →
I don't buy the 'at 60 it's great to have kids' thing. I don't buy the line that has been thrown down - 'You can have a kid... →
I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not.