I'm standing behind a wall of jokes. You don't know about my personal life, my girlfriends, or what I do when I'm not on the road.... →
Steven Wright
I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open... →
When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?
Very rarely do I talk off the top of my head on stage. I'm not an improv guy. I'm a writer-guy who presents what he's written.
I thought I would be a guy on the radio.
Any guy that's not working with the same amount of intensity and passion that I do, I don't want to know.
Zakk Wylde
Chris Jericho is a great guy. He's beyond hysterical. He's good people. They're really good. Chris wanted me to throw down a solo. He... →
I'm a guy who never wanted to hold a steady job, because I was worried about the monotony.
Noah Wyle
I debated free trade in college. I came out as a free trader. I'm a free markets guy. I'm an Adam Smith guy.
Sam Wyly
Nothing turns me off faster than a guy being unkind.
Sarah Wynter