Very rarely do I talk off the top of my head on stage. I'm not an improv guy. I'm a writer-guy who presents what he's written.
Steven Wright
I didn't tell any of my friends that I wanted to be a comedian, because I was superstitious. I thought if I told people, it wouldn't happen.... →
I wear a hat on stage so that people won't be blinded by the reflection from my head. Also, if I don't wear a hat, there's no way that... →
You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The branches are like life, and I throw them into my... →
Getting things straight in your head is a major achievement because there's so much clutter out there. You've got to push aside the static to... →
Steve Wynn
I've got all this stuff in my head at the same time as I'm doing stuff and I don't know how to stop or slow down.
will.i.am
I would rather be the tail of a lion than the head of a mouse.
Daddy Yankee
I'm watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.
Al Yankovic
The only business of the head in the world is to bow a ceaseless obeisance to the heart.
William Butler Yeats
As the head of security for an airline, I can't ask my passengers to risk their lives and jump on a terrorist. This is why we need air marshals... →
Isaac Yeffet